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nevertoomanyspiders:

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martininamerica:

Mozzarella does her best impression of a sausage.

I just love how after he asks if it’s a sausage, it looks down like “oh shit! I am a sausage :o”

"Are you a sausage?"
"*cats looks down and back up* yah"

I love it when cats open their mouths wide open and all that comes out is a small peep

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tadelesmith:

is some creep trying to pester you into a relationship? are you ready to shut them out of your life once and for all and look cute as frick doing it? 

here’s a video to help you boot that sucker so far into the friendzone they’ll wish they’d never met you in the first place!

::APPLAUSE::

EYELINER IN BITCH BLACK KILLIN ME

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stahl-ebooks:

heres a midi of hips dont lie with a banjo as the vocals

i cant believe this

this sounds like it belongs in a legend of zelda game

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morelikegerardgay:

I don’t have DNA I’m just made up of billions of tiny Fall Out Boy lyrics

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snapchatting:

life is easy, son. it’s just like riding a bike that’s on fire and you’re on fire and everything is on fire and you’re in hell

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17yr:

“hey im emotionally unstable and not good at texting do u wanna date me”

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fesquirethekid:

White People: The Saga Continues

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imaginebaggins:

Russell Brand Messiah Complex

Wisdom.

This man is far more intelligent than many people give him credit for.

comedians generally are.

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lindsaychrist:

this gives me “me” teas

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sakk617:

THE CINDERELLA ONE HOLY SHIT IM LOSING IT

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